ORDER OF THE GOLD AND ROSY BONE COLLEGE OF TAROTOLOGY

The Divine Fifi-Ho-Tep-Trismegista and the Secret Chiefs of the Order of the Gold and Rosy Bone, upon recommendation of the Faculty of the College of Tarotology, have conferred upon

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THE DEGREE OF
DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY
TAROTOLOGY

With all the rights, privileges, and honors thereunto appertaining, including but not limited to: impressing friends, family, and even customers; making lots of money; working for 900-lines which actually pay the minimum wage; reading cards without cops busting you for fortune-telling; casting spells; removing curses; actually understanding reversals; writing personal codes of ethics; hearing decks speak to you; creating decks with butt-ugly art and getting away with it; writing more books for the brain dead comprised of hackneyed keywords and affirmations; leading lucrative New Age workshops; channeling Aleister Crowley, Lady Frieda Harris, and other luminaries; reconditioning Ouija boards; card counting in casinos without getting your legs broken, predicting lucky lotto numbers; picking stocks; forecasting the weather; and pontificating on Tarot generally.

Given at the Gold and Rosy Bone College of Tarotology this thirty-first day of June in the 6,328th year since the giving of the Pristine Tarot to humankind by the Divine Fifi.

The Great Seal of the O:.G:.R:.B:.

Fifi-Ho-Tep-Trismegista Founder and Supreme Hierophant, O:.G:.R:.B:. Founder and President, College of Tarotology